In amongst the sleaze and the glitter of his second memoir,
the self- obsessed jester, Russell Brand, drops the observation; “Do we humans
yet properly understand the notion of the future? It doesn’t seem that we
do.” Whilst written with a British tabloid audience in mind it is an equally pertinent character trait applicable to those
of us who qualify as Scott Morrison’s “Quiet Australians.”
Take my mate Joe’s eldest son, a millennial father of three,
all under 10, for example. Gifted a solar roof installation by an indulgent
parent instead of doubled down of his good fortune, Joe’s son has elected to
install a swimming pool in his postage stamp outer suburban backyard. This $30
thousand home improvement is justified by a) ensuring his offspring’s aquatic
enjoyment is enhanced at this early age and b) how it will increase the resale
value of his property. Consideration of the future advantages of electric power
security is relegated to an afterthought that vies with dreams of being a
contestant on a televised gymnastic game show.
This exhibit A in the Morrison catalogue holds its future
in their own hands. Not so much at the voting booth but in their willingness to
turn the ubiquitous they into a personal us. Like the pundits and the
government there seems to be a reluctance to embrace this level of
responsibility.
As the father of the Goons, Spike Milligan, wrote almost
50 years ago.
They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
Yes Spike, I’m afraid they did. So, sit back, relax, put
your feet up. Turn on the tennis. Oh, a politician has been caught with their
fingers in till. Or as Mr Eliot so eloquently wrote a hundred years ago “another bank defaulter has confessed.” That will give the pundits something to jaw
about. And a pandemic, well that’s not our fault. Fortunately, our world class medical
profession is up to the task, they’ve won that match before and for the most
part they’re steeped in integrity. So, “Don’t you worry about that.” BTW, who is this week’s winner of Australian
Ninja Worrier?
Australia is a relaxed country, an indulgent country, we
take great pride in our comfortable, laid-back reputation. Even a lucky
country, if the success that’s been under pinned by the husbandry of our
indigenous forebears can be called luck. Very few countries can boast the
luxury of an honest low-level public servant bothering to contemplate the
merits of personal battery storage or an inground swimming pool. Let alone
purchase their considered preference secure in the knowledge that if they go with
the luxury item the they will provide an uninterrupted power supply.
Well that is all about to change courtesy of global warming.
And we must convince the they to adapt to climate friendly processes and
products.
Our governments are struggling, they are not up to the job. For
the most part their indulgence is just ours writ large. So, with the situation
demanding we change our world, we must first change ourselves. Fortunately,
that is something of which we are personally capable, should we so choose.
Not only must we stand up, we must also dismantle the chair.
It is very close to its use by date. If we continue as we are, it will collapse
with us sitting in it and that is going to hurt big time. If the current
bushfires are any indication, we are even in grave danger of self-immolation.
But for the they, if there is a profit to be made, making these chairs will
continue to be their raison d’être. We need to tell them to stop.
And we must do it in a language they understand. From the homeless
dole bludger begging in the street to the chairman of the mob who run the
banks, our choices are either to forgo or become DIY experts. To move beyond fossil
fuels, we must stop using petrol and become energy independent. If we do that,
they will notice, and they will act.
The technology exists to do the latter, if not individually
then in concert with our local neighbours. The first is the big ask. We need a
transport system that matches our health system. A pedestrian lifestyle is
possible in 21st Century Australia, especially in urban Australia,
but it’s not all that easy. Although the more people who adopt walking as their
primary mode of transport the easier it will become. The joy ride is over, it’s
time to put away the toys and become serious.
Climate change has moved in and is here to stay. The future
is today on steroids. And like all drugs it has side effects, some of which are
deadly. And a tip for Joe’s son, when the time comes to upgrade your accommodation,
a house independent of the grid will trump a swimming pool by noticeable order
of magnitude. Don’t take my word for it, check out the man with the leather jacket’s response.
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