I love cheese, a sprightly cheddar, a ripe blue vein, mmmmmm tasty, team it up with some dry crackers, a glass of red and call it dinner. But watching a cheese mature, well it's like watching paint dry or grass grow, but there is no accounting for other people's tastes.
http://www.cheddarvision.tv has had over a million views of just that. It is a web site that features a cheddar cheese maturing. It's into day 127 of its 365 day gestation and getting stronger by the hour.
Consider this a public service announcement for the action challenged.